Welcome to the Meat and Chips Guestbook. Share your wisdom with the world.
Name:John
Comments:hello, i'll get around to updating this some time soon i promise!! ive been a bit of a slacker with the old updating malarky recently
what the hell do you want?



Name:John
Comments:hurray!
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Name:*jojo*
Comments:awww u put us on the team page :) love you!!!
what the hell do you want? im quite content at this moment in time actuly!!



Name:Lissie
Comments:Not really but Mykie told me to sign so here i am :) holy testicles thats a bigass snowman! was he all in proportion? well done guys!! xXx
what the hell do you want? Aaaaaaaaawesome! xXx



Name:John
Comments:haha wow i don't remember that, oops sorry! yeeeaaaaah house party woohoo! and who's calling someone which better not be me a munter? oi!
what the hell do you want?



Name:joey o eee o
Comments:il tell u wat u did do ministry of sound nite...u only went and called me wen u were completely wankered!!i put great effort into carryin out a convo wit u but that wasnt gna happen!! then u thought it was a gd idea to call me again but i was sleepin and ur sooo lucky my fone was on silent!! love u anyway:p and the dan tribute pages too :) xxx
what the hell do you want? a monster nite out to follow up from our bday spectacularrr!! (lookin 4ward2the hous partay tho!)



Name:you munter!!!
Comments:Ijust don't like this!! but dan is great!!! poor dan...
what the hell do you want?



Name:Jennifer
Comments:Found you through your journal entry at Bookcrossing.com.
what the hell do you want? To keep my ears, so I've commented.



Name:Dan
Comments:The tribute page thingy is awesome, there's some bloody good looking fella in all of the photos! Cheers geezer. hope everyones ok
what the hell do you want? Chelsea to beat barca today!!



Name:John
Comments:haha you know it, i rock! Hari my man it appears that we may have missed you, but next time you're about give us a shout.. email me or sumink i check that more often john@johnpom.co.uk
what the hell do you want? food. i'm bloody hungry all of a sudden



Name:jojojojojojojojooooo!!!!!!!
Comments::D thats good wisdom johnpom:p
what the hell do you want? money money money



Name:me
Comments:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i like ,munchies they do good food mcuhies muchies muncies mmmmmmmmm
what the hell do you want? mucndhies munchies mucnhies



Name:Hari with 1 R and 1 I
Comments:i am back in kentishire if you're around gissa a bell on 07804200422 go for a piunt or somen
what the hell do you want? inner sense of well being



Name:john
Comments:danny boyy!! ah man its not the same without you around! we watched chelsea liverpool the other day and i was an honourary chelsea fan for the match as it was weird to not have one around! jo, we don't have internet in our hous at the mo but as soon as we do i shall put the pics up and theres a few more as well which are pretty funny! giggidy giggidy freshers week is cooooool
what the hell do you want? i want the internet back



Name:joey loves you
Comments:DAN!!! come bk to england il buy u drinks and go to the pub wit u!!!dnt wana go to lessons alone :( johnpom where are piccies of our bday spectacular???im gna come over to get them!!
what the hell do you want? to hav the ability to read ppls minds



Name:I am Dan
Comments:yeah, America sucks, football is on at 9 in the morning and noone i live with can go to the pub!! what a stupid country. miss u all
what the hell do you want? a nice pint of stella and football at 3!



Name:johnpom
Comments:oi mike u slut u are a sexy mofo i can't wait to get back to uni its gonna be a phat year you no it. but a shame that dan is not gonna be there. much love
what the hell do you want? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



Name:Mike
Comments:Was a pretty awesome nite in Black Sheep guys!! Its gonna b sad without Mr G around. Take it easy guys
what the hell do you want? Worms have Hepititis C



Name:who the fark are you?
Comments:a late night biggidy-biggidy-bong to all the johnpom hardcore!!
what the hell do you want? well that would be telling



Name:Hari
Comments:With only one arm and one eye i managed to disarm all of you muwhha ha ha ha 'till we meet again!!
what the hell do you want? a gentle stroke behind the ear



Name:Channi to the P
Comments:had a great time at the party, cannot wait till uni starts and i get to experience more adventures with you crazy people! xxxx
what the hell do you want? erm, money sil vous plais



Name:Johnpom
Comments:hey guys! indeed it was a really cool night cheers everyone for coming! i am at home now and so probably won't be able to put the pics up for a few weeks, but it will be top of my agenda when i get back to uni! so check back in a few weeks to witness the drunkenness
what the hell do you want? by the way hari, i thought you had 1 arm and 1 eye but i get it now, 1 r and 1 i! makes more sense!



Name:Mykie
Comments:Yes, well done to everyone for attending the Jojo and Johnpom event it was a great night and everyone was on legendary form. Looking forward to being back at uni now tho! John where are the pictures ????????? You slut. Love to all
what the hell do you want? Domination of the crab people



Name:Hari with 1 R and 1 I
Comments:Quite enjoyed our drinks and breakfast date... enjoyed my cocktail after breakfast more.... thanks send smiles and hugs to the crew... be well
what the hell do you want? smiles and dancing



Name:John
Comments:weeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!! ah mate that would be enjoyable, once i have some money i am totaly there! aaah the good old white horse. splendid
what the hell do you want?



Name:simioliolio
Comments:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
what the hell do you want? a big ol thrive with john in tfhe white horse, sooooooon! reunion sesh! needed!



Name:johnpom
Comments:i wanna have lots of fun as well, and update the site more often!! but unfortunately i'm rather lazy
what the hell do you want?



Name:pol
Comments:yes I do have something interesting to say actually, lots of things. But I might not want to tell you...
what the hell do you want? I want you to have lots of fun johnpom! And update this bloomin website more often!



Name:johnpom
Comments:yeah the meat and chips ness has been lackin definitely! shall have to have some mad nights out i reckon, hopefuly starting with this weekend!!
what the hell do you want? to just get massivley wasted and to be able to just forget about everything



Name:*jojo*
Comments:johnny, u need to come out more and tk photos to update, ther hasnt bin anything new recently...bit disappointing!!
what the hell do you want? more drunken fun like the 4 day SPECTACULAR!!!!



Name:
Comments:we
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Name:Johnpom
Comments:what nobhead did that? learn how to type!
what the hell do you want?



Name:
Comments:
what the hell do you want?



Name:pol
Comments:Come on now johnpom, your last comment put a bit of a dampener on things don't you think?
what the hell do you want? you to stop writing so many essays or whatever it is & generally get back to drinking more beer



Name:
Comments:i would but nobody would be able to afford me
what the hell do you want?



Name:
Comments:become a professional male gigolo!!
what the hell do you want?



Name:Johnpom
Comments:hello everyone, second year of uni is not as fun as first year boo! and i need a job, can anyone offer me one?!
what the hell do you want?



Name:the princess of pizza
Comments:happy valentines day! eat pizza and be merry with looooovely people, ahhh!!
what the hell do you want? eat more pizza, it can have meat on, or chips. whatever.



Name:Johnpom
Comments:I don't really know actually, i guess mykie won since he did kick my head off. anyway, its the taking part that counts
what the hell do you want?



Name:*+*carla*+*
Comments:so, who won the johnpom vs mikey fight then?? i wouldn't like to get into a ring with either of those baaaad mmmothers :O
what the hell do you want? love, not war



Name:Johnpom
Comments:yeah good one. you know this isn't actually a porn site but nevermind.
what the hell do you want?



Name:Foxy lady
Comments:i need a gd lookin boi or gal 2 go down on me to make me climax multiple times and i will give them the best sex ever X
what the hell do you want? A massive orgy with ... ?! And 2 sit on all of ur faces x



Name:T- girl!!
Comments:Long time no see! Great website- love you all xx ps Mikey still owes me a hot chocolate pps has Gary got any new vegetale pets?? ppps i want a Seany baby hug ..that is all
what the hell do you want? the summer



Name:Johnpom
Comments:Hello everyone another term starting hurray! hope you all had a good christmas and stuff blah blah blah
what the hell do you want? looking forward to some potent nights out and rAndoMneSs



Name:errr santa??
Comments:just thanks to everyone for my birthday, it was kool and the gang. so big urselves up rudies
what the hell do you want? more sleigh(?) rides!!!



Name:Johnpom
Comments:well you can't have a breadknife but i'll do some pics of the tree so you can see its wondrous beauty! i need to do some work now really though how boring, but they will be up shortly!!
what the hell do you want?



Name:pol
Comments:hurrah for free christmas trees! I'm sure it will be very happy with you all, although the breadknives were possibly a little traumatic for it.
what the hell do you want? a picture of the christmas tree. and a breadknife



Name:John
Comments:we've got a christmas tree and its great. nice one boys you know who you are. good work with the bread knives! its nearly christmas again corrr isnt that just trificly jolly. hey there's a spelling mistake on the main page but i cant be bothered to change it nevermind ay. you know what, this site has been going for more than a year now and i believe that to be one of only a couple of mistakes ever so whatever
what the hell do you want? those screansaver people who advertise on my site to get some new adverts and just chillout a bit



Name:
Comments:yep thats true whoever you are!
what the hell do you want?



Name:
Comments:of beer, mostly
what the hell do you want?



Name:
Comments:john smells
what the hell do you want?



Name:hmmmm, mykie, i think
Comments:not really, i've got issues quite frankly, my head hurts i dont know what happened last night and this message has taken me 20mins to write. I am a spako i think you should all just lick me you fatheads, i love you long time u bunch of sluts
what the hell do you want? love and a bag of bollocks



Name:Today,,, i am not sure
Comments:
what the hell do you want?



Name:johnpom
Comments:yeah well i had been on the stellas
what the hell do you want?



Name:OI
Comments:OI what are you onabout why ont you at list bvig me aup a bit cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers io work hard and you just cane me well cheeeeeers il not bother if its not wortjh it
what the hell do you want? a bit more feedback you fatheadssssss



Name:Johnpom
Comments:thanks! i like it too
what the hell do you want? that is certainly a fair old journey home. mission and a half



Name:jojo;)
Comments:i like the new website johnny!
what the hell do you want? aeroplanes not to exist so ppl can never fly bk to their friggin home 6140 bloody miles away!!!



Name:Johnpom
Comments:I don't believe a word of it!
what the hell do you want?



Name:i'm carla
Comments:yes, i do. i dont know if i trust your meat page mr johnpom. i had a chat with god, right, and he said he never said that stuff about meat, HE said you're talkin GIBBERS. dont worry, i set him straight :D
what the hell do you want? ooh..he also said you shouldn't say 'hell'



Name:Johnpom
Comments:whats going on? im just totaly spun out its all gibbers
what the hell do you want? a little sense of normality once in a while



Name:Mykie
Comments:Mykie wants his clothes back
what the hell do you want? My clothes back



Name:Billy
Comments:I've decided tea girl should come out with us and get mongchowed. She is so lovely and make a niice cup of tea yer
what the hell do you want? tea girl



Name:
Comments:gibbers you pug heads
what the hell do you want?



Name:yooo! hello everybody! er.. john
Comments:parcel? wow! hmm, dont seem to have one mykie but if i get one i shall open it hurrah!!! house warmings on wed of freshers week so the 21st i think. everyones invited!!!!! raaah!
what the hell do you want? oi, i will update the site sometime i promise i just dont have nay internet at the mo but will soon!



Name:The almighty
Comments:When is our house warming? and jon open the parcel labeled jon pom its for you. Hope everyone is well, Lots of dirty slut love Mykie
what the hell do you want? Midgets



Name:Angela (lou's m8)
Comments:I cant believe that you put my arse on the internet.But i do have to admit it looks good! Ps. I am sweet and innocent x
what the hell do you want? i want lots of money for putting my arse on the internet and a picture of yours. lol



Name:Loulou
Comments:Loving the pics of angela's night out, such a sweet lass..... Anyways, definately needing to see you all soon! Take carexx
what the hell do you want? To go back to UNI!!!!!!!



Name:Johnpom
Comments:aaah everybody's gone. its all over for the year!!! but we'll be back better than ever raaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!! see everyone soon byeeeeeee xxxxxxxxxxx
what the hell do you want?



Name:My name is Gary
Comments:Love the pics of my last night! Dan, Mike and Sean, make it your mission to acquire a beautiful shirt modelled by Johnny and myself! We will then all be privileged to experience the brotherly love!!!!!! Every one at the university of Kent........I love u! *this does not include excessively large people, people of a disabled nature and girls that wear lots of clothes when the suns out!
what the hell do you want? a very attractive maid (in small tight pants) to cook us dinner and clean our house next year!



Name:Mic
Comments:Hey Dan and everyone else, ill be comin to visit sometime next year honest!! Look forward to a wicked nite out like all the pics!
what the hell do you want? A muff that tastes like chocolate!



Name:batman
Comments:oh my god its so hot i love it the summer is here baby
what the hell do you want? to get browner than a chocolate browny



Name:Some really really hot chick with big boobs
Comments:Wow Mykie what can I say, the model shoot is amazing!! Think we should meet up sometime??
what the hell do you want? Viagra and a pint



Name:pols
Comments:hoooooray cool pics johnnyonny! Or should I say cool pics carla...! especially the ones towards the end, which I have no memory of (neither do i wish to be reminded) - anyway, v fun to meet you lot, thanks for having me to stay xx
what the hell do you want?



Name:John
Comments:oi, thats about enough of this. there's only one team in london worthy of a mention on my site and you all know spurs are the greatest so chillout. ha!
what the hell do you want? spurs to win the prem. (i can dream)



Name:Dave
Comments:Arsenal are great and John knows it. ha!
what the hell do you want?



Name:Dan
Comments:YES - CHELSEA ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!
what the hell do you want? the champs league to go with the premiership



Name:John
Comments:yeah and proud of it
what the hell do you want?



Name:pols
Comments:SLACKER!!
what the hell do you want?



Name:John
Comments:you can come visit any time you want, i dont really do a lot so im free most of the time!!
what the hell do you want?



Name:your older, wiser. poorer, healthier brother
Comments:not really. when's a good time for me to come and visit?
what the hell do you want? immigration from wales stopped.



Name:princess jojo
Comments:the green fairy hasn't visited for a while, dnt worry she'l be emancipated soon...she's been up to drunken antics:p
what the hell do you want? more pics of lou drunk...u need to get1of her trying to shag steve the pidgeon!!



Name:The famous Lou
Comments:John you're very cheeky! You're lucky I can laugh at ur antics, bloody embarrassed though!
what the hell do you want? To hopefully avoid expanding my photo collection



Name:Billy
Comments:I love you Louise. Even though you're an alcoholic and you've made a website all about yourself (bit vain don't you think?)
what the hell do you want? I AM THE REAL BILLY, NOT THAT SNOWMAN IMPOSTER. LOVE ME NOT HIM



Name:A fan of that bird whose always pissed, Louise!
Comments:Just like to let louise know that i love the website she made, its fantastic, keep up the drinking! Cant wait to see more pics of you on your pissed adventures, u little alcholic!!
what the hell do you want? To take Louise from behind



Name:Louise
Comments:Just to say that I made the website dedicated to me, it wasn't John, despite speculation! I only found out a short while ago how to do it and I'm definitely always pissed! Sorry peeps, thats just the way it is!
what the hell do you want? To have more pages dedicated to bad pics of me!



Name:The Snow God
Comments:Ha ha I have spunked my lovely white juice all accross Canterbury.
what the hell do you want? ave it and like it



Name:Billy
Comments:of course i can fill out webforms. See!
what the hell do you want? To live on forever



Name:Tea Girl!!! (Claire)
Comments:Whoooo! Love the new website, Jonney baby you rock. The snowman will live on forever in our hearts. Hi to SEANY! MIKEY- (I want your special hot chocoloate), hi gary even though i saw you a few hours ago! and dan-hi! Love you guys see you soon!
what the hell do you want? I want ....to be a Princess...please.



Name:
Comments:i didnt know snowmen could fill out web forms
what the hell do you want? billy not to eat my brains



Name:what?
Comments:oi, im pissed hey heres a tip, dont mix icy ness with beer drinking the consequences are a caner. ive giot blood on my arm now
what the hell do you want? antidisestablishmentarianism all acroos the globe.



Name:Satan
Comments:For once i agree with the big man, site rocks! See u all soon!
what the hell do you want? your souls, and KFC



Name:God
Comments:Its sites like this that make me pleased i gave you all apposable thumbs, keep up the good work!
what the hell do you want? quit making my creations illegal!



Name:the amazing...
Comments:i want to sleep. with you johnny boy!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
what the hell do you want? to finish my immortals card!



Name:Mykie the mongchow
Comments:I think i want to lick the windows after looking at this site
what the hell do you want? A cup of tea and a big pair of boobies



Don't tell me it's mr Johnpom himself?:Damn right it is
Wow! what does he have to tell us?:webbles you are a aaawwaaaaaaasted baaaaaaaaaaaasted, the shiny shirt is long gone man!! cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerssssss. i love your site. it is silky
any words of inspiration for us meat and chips fans? meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat meat



Name:Webbidge
Comments:Jon your a total meathead! No sign of the shiny shirt disAPointing. If you got rid well done! jibbers puggerswortheysmalls u wasted basted ONABOOOT?! chEEEEEEEEEEEEEEErs
what the hell do you want? www.mediumweight.4t.com - check it dont wreck it



Name:pol
Comments:hey hey, mr e-commerce entrepreneur hahaha! i like the style!! xxx
what the hell do you want?



Name:John
Comments:woohoo!!! everyone should get one, we can take over the world!!
what the hell do you want? i think you know by now



Name:carla again
Comments:it was so amazing i just gotta sign the guestbook again! merchandise is lookin' good, woo!
what the hell do you want? one of those sexy johnpom t-shirts of course!



Name:carla
Comments:hello, first time i've ever ever signed your guestbook - WOW!
what the hell do you want? just saying hello :P



Name:joeyy
Comments:i'm bored and the kitchen's gross o im not baking cookies til later...mmmm cookies!!! sites looking good johnny onny:)
what the hell do you want? one billion dollarrrrrrrssss muhahahahaha!!!



Name:pols
Comments:tis just that, well, actually yeah you're right, we just don't like you very much
what the hell do you want? only joking young-fella-me-lad, we love ya really



Name:John
Comments:Oi! nobody ever signs this anymore. laziness i reckon. either that or you don't love me. im offended
what the hell do you want? meat and chips of course



Name:megan
Comments:john this is a truely magnificent webside may god bless you with naked dancing ladies
what the hell do you want? food as usual



Name:Georgie
Comments:ok i forgive you but theres too many of you to all invite separatly, any way hope everyones having fun doing their essays i no i am!!!!infact i should be doing mine now but cant b arsed!
what the hell do you want? an elf to do my 2 essays and exam for me



Name:John
Comments:oi chillout, we invited you all, just not individually, you dont ever ask us all individually to come out do you? you ask the group of us as a whole. honestly...
what the hell do you want?



Name:Georgie
Comments:er..regarding your comment about 'the girls' not coming to dans birthday i do not believe i was invited and am very offended, u will be receiving death threats in the post
what the hell do you want? lots of drinks bought tonight at the venue



Name:pols
Comments:dan: just to let you know, make the most of your days as i feel they are somewhat numbered.
what the hell do you want? my bed. its really early



Name:Dan
Comments:No-ones posted for ages! just thought i'd say I've been on the nelson diet for days now and feel great!
what the hell do you want? a smaller tongue



Name:
Comments:MEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDD CHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSS
what the hell do you want?



Name:Lex, in Paris
Comments:its fucking art alright. i shall start the bidding at forty five guineas. no?but seriously, can we just have some MEAT, and some CHIPS!
what the hell do you want? the return of the mack. and guineas as currency. *withdraw mack request.



Name:John
Comments:Haha!! yeah i no it sucks it doesn't really matter though i think we can just say that we have put them back and then hide them somewhere else so its all good!!don't wanna give them back we're well proud of the cupboard!!!!!
what the hell do you want? for everyone to sign a petition to say that it is art and that we should be allowed to keep it all!!



Name:pols
Comments:oh nooooo! can't believe you managed to get busted. you fools. how long have you been there? how long will you manage to stay there? hmmm, it's a pertinent question... LOL!!! think you are quite great, in fact
what the hell do you want? your bus stop please. can you say you nicked it from me?



Name:John
Comments:Hey Vicki! advertising on my site ay?!!!don't bother going to the waterfront come to the venue here instead it's much better! Hey Lou-Bon! cheers! hey pols if thats you! bloody hell that bus stop has got us in a bit of trouble you know.. ah well it was worth it
what the hell do you want? a nice pint of grolsch



Name:Vicki
Comments:BOUNCE! presents another mighty lineup.. High Contrast, Ray Keith, Clipz, residents Scheme and LSB. MC'S - Fearless, Eksman, Five Alive, residents Force MC and Messy MC. Liquid grooves for the soul people
what the hell do you want? Everone at BOUNCE! Nov12th@ Waterfront Norwich



Name:Vicki
Comments:John lives on, just in a different place! Hey, what you been up to? Maximum mischief and minimum work by the looks - GOOD MAN!. I've come to the conclusion that beccles isnt shit when you've got something to do. Lovin' it!!!
what the hell do you want? World peace and lots of money. Not in that order.



Name:
Comments:noooooo... dont go over to the dark side lou!!
what the hell do you want? a bus stop. how the bloody hell did you get that?! am stupendously impressed



Name:Lou Bon (Pol's friend - from Sandridge)
Comments:Like the site, hehe..!
what the hell do you want? Nowt - except maybe some meat and chips...?



Name:
Comments:We all cried. It was emotional. The little lad still holds a place in our hearts.
what the hell do you want?



Name:billy's friend
Comments:i was upset to see the death of my friend billy. it was bad, i will cry.
what the hell do you want? recognition for my kind



Name:Lex in Paris, not under a bus, not over five
Comments:charmite.i spoke to you yester john&hope we had a pleasant conversation cos i was2sedated for my brain to build new memories&later on i spun out from smoking a footlong.it was fun.i got to uni2day but forgot to go to lecture.see, ive still got it :)
what the hell do you want? to stop talking to myself in a pirates voice.



Name:
Comments:also, you can use marmite to ward off evil-marmite dislikers. very useful. see - it does have many functions! and therefore, is great
what the hell do you want?



Name:
Comments:you don't have to have a fridge to have marmite! so you can always keep some in the car and on your desk, for emergencies. also it's cheaper than cheese. im going to start a marmite shop. meat and marmite. actually, no - that would be really horrible. but crisps and marmite would be good. mmmm
what the hell do you want?



Name:
Comments:yeah but can you grate marmite on top of your meat or melt it onto a burger? i dont think so, cheese is multifunctional and serves so many purposes, marmite is too one dimentional to deserve the title "great" .
what the hell do you want?



Name:pols
Comments:ah but now you're changing the format and therefore cheating. when is a cheese a cheese? does a cheese by any other name smell as sweet? marmite, on the other hand, requires no intervention - and even in handy crisp shaped opening in the top (if you buy a large jar). now that's what i call greatness.
what the hell do you want?



Name:John
Comments:yeah cream cheese, cheese and chive dip, cheese and onion dip, fondue... the list could go on
what the hell do you want?



Name:pols
Comments:can you dip crisps in cheese?? Huh? well, can you? hmmmm?
what the hell do you want?



Name:John
Comments:thanks
what the hell do you want? no cheese? whats the matter with you



Name:pols
Comments:john, you are very strange
what the hell do you want? toast and marmite please. no cheese tho



Name:simioliolio
Comments:hellooooo,, who isss itttt?? it is indeed simioliolioooooo who also enjoys plentiful amounts of meat and chips with excessive quantities of cheese and other rareities, respect to billy man, that dude is goin places, sweet as a nut mateeeeyyyyyyyyyy$%$%$%$%$%$%$ hmm
what the hell do you want? cheese. obviously,.



Name:
Comments:yeah whatever
what the hell do you want?



Name:crazy psycho
Comments:ur gonna pay for that johnny boy!
what the hell do you want? chinese food



Name:John
Comments:She's just some crazy psycho
what the hell do you want? crisps. ive bloody well run out damn it



Name:Bob
Comments:hoorah,! who is that lovely oriental girl ur hugging john? i think i have the flu, but im still gonna party this weekend yeee haaaa!!!!!!!!
what the hell do you want? 100 ceramic cats playing violins



Name:Georgi
Comments:i like sausages
what the hell do you want? sex



Name:Louise
Comments:I didn't even know that you had a website! I can't believe there's a pic of me on there completely wasted. I can't even remember that being taken! Good job though!
what the hell do you want? Chocolate!!!



Name:danny boy
Comments:i love the picture of you and jo!!! she looks really good, not at all drunk. great photos of me as well
what the hell do you want? beer, beer, good marks



Name:
Comments:you're all weird. actually i want some food too...
what the hell do you want?



Name:megster
Comments:ahhhh i miss everyone......
what the hell do you want? err........food?



Name:bitch from the east
Comments:Wow your site is absolutley blinding by the lights it leads me to dizzy new heights. could do with some more cheese though. Good luck fella.
what the hell do you want? a life size monopoly game, four thai brides and some RIBENA



Name:olly dougy
Comments:hi8 it the dougster i fell as if the world is such a conplexly amazing expeirience
what the hell do you want? sex drugs and three sticky buns



Name:me again
Comments:d'oh, have just seen the link on homepage. am very stupid. anyway, now you have lots of guestbook entries, woohoo!
what the hell do you want? a larger brain



Name:sparkleylips
Comments:ps: why do i have to write something before i can see the other inane ramblings held in your guestbook?
what the hell do you want? can i use this as a wishlist?



Name:sparkleylips
Comments:johnnyonny!! cool site
what the hell do you want? some beer please. lots. and vodka



Name:John
Comments:So here you go then, what you've all been waiting for, an updated meat and chips. Don't get too excited.
what the hell do you want? plenty of cheese
October 10, 2004 23:58:24 (GMT Time)