here it all is in no particular order...

Copious amounts of alcohol, Meat and chips, Loans, Cider, What the hell is a morning? Noisy cleaners, Throw up, Dress up, Grow up, Do some shots, Prank calls at antisocial hours, Meet some new people, Learn some new skills, Write off the deposit on your house, Crumpets, Puppy Cups, Togas, Drunken games of twister, Pizza nights, Photos with random people in you don't remember having taken, Fruit 'o' madness, 5-a-side football, Woodys Immortality, The Venue.

Beer, Unclean clothes, Crisps, Public transport, Laziness, Being loud when it's late, Have one too many, Toast, Sleep in, Pissed again? Protest, Push some stuff over for the hell of it, Quietly slag off the annoying rugby players, The chicken burger, Steal some pint glasses, Sing loudly and badly, Stare out of the window for a while, Acquire a few random cuts and bruises, That thing where you buy a newspaper and get a free chocolate bar and drink, Fancy a job? No thanks, Fancy a pint instead?

Hot girls, Experimental cooking, Can't be bothered, Student discount? Sports, Annoy some old people, What happened last night? Late again, Rowdy, Daytrips to random places, Free samples please, Freedom, Daytime TV, The student bar/facebook/myspace/some other thing like that, Seminars, Annoying some random people by pulling a stupid face in the background of their photo, Fall down some stairs, Beanos mega breakfasts, Dissapointingly empty bottles, Random holidays.

Wasted? Essays, Microwave meals, Small beds, Waste a bit of the tax payers money, Random conversations, Lots of tuna, Buy one get one free, Fall asleep, Competitiveness, Tinned stuff, Steal some road signs, Find some vodka and drink it, Giant snowmen, Poker nights, MSN, Make the odd bizarre purchase for no discernible reason, Learn some mad cooking skills, Random bundling sessions, Wake up and see the stupid stuff you stole last night, Spend money on ebay that you don't have, Barbeques, Beer merchandise, Blaow.

No money, Lectures, Dancing, Traffic cones, Drunken missions, Do the bloody washing up, Minced beef, Variety, What exam? Steal the odd christmas tree, Cheese, Download stuff for free that shouldn't be free, Pub crawls, Sleep, Sleep some more, Get addicted to Fifa, Munchies, Laugh at some things that aren't particularly funny, The locals don't like us. nevermind, Watch brainteaser and turn everything that girl says who presents it into a sexual innuendo, Watch brainteaser so much you learn that girl's name. It's Alex. She's nice.

Clubs, Deadlines, Fights, Shopping trolleys, Beer towers, Wine, Who stole my milk? Revise, Laundrettes, Takeaways, Throw some random homeless dude out of the kitchen, Thinking up excuses for things that should have been done by now, Sambuca, Damn it we've run out of loo roll again, Nibbles, Draw a few stupid pictures instead of taking lecture notes, Special offers, Frisbee, Keynestock/Artsfest, Childishly push the trollies round the supermarket really fast, Pound a pint, Pound a shot, Fall over.

Pubs, Last minute panics, Sex, Hangovers, Rubbish showers, Cold showers, Cocktails, Who's round is it? Drinking games, Don't pay the bills, Get court orders for not paying the bills, Pay the bills, Put cheese on everything, Yell abuse at the local poly students, What the hell is an iron? Draw some stuff on your body, Wake up still fully dressed in bed, Wake up in someone else's bed, Wake up not in bed at all, House parties, Housemates, Friends.